Incarnations of Death

These are persons or things claiming to be incarnations of death. They probably aren't. The probability that such alleged incarnations are false can easily be proved:

1. Choose a dead person of your choice. (DO NOT choose any dead person who is not your choice. This is a bad choice, or, actually, a bad non-choice.)
2. Ensure you remember her/his death

Can you remember it?

• NO: go back to step 1, choose anyone else. Try until you come up with someone whose death you can remember. Be patient, boy. Or girl.
• YES: go on, stupid. Nothing to see here.

1. Recall her or his death.

Was he or she killed by someone claiming to be death?

• NO: You see, there is no such thing as a true incarnation of death.
• YES: You see, there is such a thing as a true incarnation of death.

Because this all depends on your ability to remember someone else's death, it is all false. Therefore the idea of an incarnation of death is false as well. So please, to make sure this problem is settled, try to always carry a camera whenever you think you will die so you can take a picture of the possible true incarnation of death.

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